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We make two kinds of shirts. Wish shirts grant one wish. Hex shirts carry one small, specific misfortune. Both look exactly the same.You'll know which one you bought. Whoever you give it to won't.
The Rules -- Pay Attention -- No Refunds
On Wishes1. One shirt, one wish. Say it into the collar before you wear it the first time.2. Say it once and say it plainly. The shirt doesn't pick up on hints.3. You can't wish for more wishes. Someone always tries.4. A wish shirt can never become a hex. However it's given, it only grants.On Hexes1. Hexes are never an accident. Nobody ends up with one by chance. They're bought on purpose and given on purpose.2. Every hex needs a stated grievance. You'll be asked for it at checkout. Be specific: the shirt is literal-minded.3. Hexes are petty by design: an inconvenience, never an injury. Red lights. Damp socks. The wrong line on a date, always. We don't sell anything worse, and the shirts won't do anything worse.4. A hex lasts until the first wash after the first wear, or until the grievance is settled, whichever comes first. Apologies count.On Both1. Once they're out of the package, wish shirts and hex shirts look the same. Only the person who bought it knows which kind it is, and they don't have to tell.2. All sales are final. So is everything else.
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